Anthony Bordain because he likes and has no fear of street food and is a general badass. I have a certain affinity for this type of thing:
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Rachel Ray because of this. She's like a cute little piglet.
Paula Deen because she understands the importance of cooking with butter (google: old lady that cooks with a lot of butter and she's the 6th hit). She even has a recipe that is just fried butter. No joke. And this blog has a running series of posts titled: Paula Dean Is Trying To Kill Us. She loves food, I love food and I guess, by the transitive property, I love her.
The-One-Guy-That-Eats-Crazy-Food could be Andrew Zimmern or Adam Richman. Both of them are a waste of time, but like I said: chips and drinks.
Alton Brown because he is a mad scientist of food. I also owe my ability to cook a turkey to him and his many youtube videos. And I can do it well, BTW.
Giada De Laurentiis shoots her show in HD, and that makes everything really nice to look at.